ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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(Source: cactuseeds)

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*


miyozuzu:

Dad called and told me to go check the sunset

(Source: 500px.com)

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.


red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

bilalsohail:

This is literally something my friends would do to me and I would fall for it

(Source: pleatedjeans)

dancing-betta:

calamityeggplant:

iloveherthatwomanin12b:

mamarenren:

She’s 50 years old

She’s older than both Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo.

and she does all her own stunts

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AND she’s the voice of Mulan

Her name is Ming-Na Wen and she’s the best <3

Damn!